In memoriam, animals! How you’ll probably be eulogized:
“Ohio Slaughter a Metaphor … But for What? Several Possibilities Loom”
By Bill Keller
“OMFG So Sad!!!!!! R.I.P. Animals!!!”
By Perez Hilton“Terrorist Lion Traced to Obama’s Kenyan Village”
By the National Review Online“Where’s Ohio? Locating Animal Safari Some-Such on a Map”
By The Robb Report
“A Rare Miss from Animal Collective”
By Pitchfork
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WE BOUGHT A ZOO.
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I’m mostly just sad I don’t live in Ohio or near Zanesville so I could have gotten the day off school for fear of lions.
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Animal Massacre in Ohio...The Baltimore Sun
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Hilarious. Although the actual news is pretty horrific. Lesson here peeps: do not own exotic animals.
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“Ohio Slaughter a Metaphor … But for What? Several Possibilities Loom” By Bill Keller
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